Fazendo educação jurídica de trânsito, mas todo dia mandando gente pra polícia criminal.
Tan Ping, que atravessou para um mundo paralelo, tornou-se um pequeno policial de trânsito. Por designação de seus superiores, participou de um grande programa de educação jurídica de trânsito chamado 'Tan Ping Comenta o Trânsito'. A intenção da equipe do programa era que Tan Ping educasse sobre as leis de trânsito, mas eles não esperavam que suas ações surpreendessem os internautas de todo o país. No primeiro dia de transmissão ao vivo, fiscalizando embriaguez ao volante, virou um concurso de gabarolice entre os motoristas? No segundo dia, prendeu dez ladrões contumazes e resolveu um caso de roubo de carros interestadual. No terceiro dia, capturou um criminoso procurado de nível SSS... O capitão da equipe de trânsito não aguentou: 'Somos polícia de trânsito, por que você fica entregando gente para a equipe de investigação criminal?' Conforme o programa continuava a ser transmitido, Tan Ping criou vários bordões que viralizaram na internet. 'A Origem da Lenda da Ponte Erxian', 'Objetivo de Vida: Comer Comida na Prisão', 'O Espírito da União entre Cintura e Cavalo', 'O Misterioso Beister'... Durante os Jogos Asiáticos, Tan Ping até tirou licença para conquistar várias medalhas de ouro! Gradualmente, ele se tornou o Tan Sir, que goza de certa reputação na comunidade chinesa global.
Fazendo educação jurídica de trânsito, mas todo dia mandando gente pra polícia criminal.
“Blow into this!”
Tan Ping, dressed in a traffic police uniform, stopped a sedan and addressed the driver inside.
“Blow? Why bother? Real men don’t need to blow!” The driver, his face flushed from drinking, replied impatiently.
He turned to the woman in the passenger seat, his breath heavy with alcohol. “Honey, you blow for me!”
The woman, extravagantly dressed and heavily made up, lounged lazily in her seat. Hearing him, she sat up with languid grace.
“Come on, just blow! What’s taking you so long?” The middle-aged man urged, growing impatient.
“Oh, stop it! There’s someone else here!” The glamorous woman shot him a coquettish glance, feigning annoyance.
Nevertheless, she leaned forward skillfully, reaching toward the man’s waist.
Tan Ping intervened at once, “Not her—it's you who must blow!” He extended the breathalyzer baton, blocking her.
If this scene were allowed to continue, it would veer toward something unspeakable.
After all, the entire encounter was being broadcast live.
As the woman made her move, the official Douyin livestream chat erupted in comments.
“Whoa! Are we really watching this?”
“She’s so practiced at this!”
“Damn, he must be quite the player!”
“City folk really know how to have fun!”
This was a traffic law popularization program called “Tan Ping on Traffic.”
Tan Ping was the host and lead of this educational show.
He was a transmigrant, arriving in this world to discover his roots were pure—born into a distinguished military family.
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