Call the police to arrest Officer Tan?

Soon, Tan Ping arrived in front of the small street vendor.

At this moment, the foot traffic here was still relatively sparse, and not a single person was around the stall.

Pointing at the tofu on the stall, Tan Ping asked, "Boss, how do you sell this tofu?"

Hearing this, the boss looked up at Tan Ping and replied with a normal expression, "Two for one!"

In the livestream room, netizents frantically sent out bullet comments: "666! Seeing Officer Tan coming, this boss actually didn't run away!"

"He's even doing business normally!"

"To the person above, I don't get it. Violating regulations by occupying the street should be handled by the urban management officers, right? Can traffic police handle it too?"

"Of course! This is already endangering traffic safety. When traffic police see it, it's not a matter of *can* handle, but *must* handle!"

Seeing that the boss was not flustered, Tan Ping continued to ask, "Is it two yuan for one piece, or one yuan for two pieces?"

This was because the tofu on the stall had already been cut into small square blocks, obviously sold piece by piece.

Hearing this, the boss glanced at Tan Ping and corrected him, "One for two!"

"One for two, or two for one?"

Tan Ping thought to himself that this was being sold rather cheaply.

Hearing this, the boss immediately declared, "Two for one!"

At this moment, the netizens in the livestream room flooded the screen with bullet comments:

"Damn! That completely fried my CPU!"

"This is the profound depth and breadth of the Chinese language!"

"Boss, is it finally two for one, or one for two?"

Tan Ping himself couldn't help asking at this point.

"Two for one!" the boss said firmly without hesitation.

"So that's fifty cents a piece?" Tan Ping asked.

"Are you deliberately here to make trouble?" Hearing this, the boss immediately stared at Tan Ping with an unfriendly gaze.

A smile appeared on Tan Ping's face as he said, "Boss, your stall has extended right into the middle of the road. It's very unsafe..."

However, before he could finish his sentence, the boss scolded harshly, "Who are you? What right do you have to manage me?"

"666! This boss has some serious guts. Officer Tan is talking to him so nicely, and yet his tone is still so aggressive!"

Netizens in the livestream room began to evaluate the situation.

"Right! In this wave, I'm siding with Officer Tan!"

"Therefore, grassroots police officers often get a massive headache when encountering unreasonable small vendors!"

Pointing at the clothes on his body, Tan Ping said, "You might not recognize me, but surely you recognize the clothes I'm wearing?"

"I get it! You're trying to extort me!"

Hearing this, the boss immediately spoke with blazing anger.

"However, I'm not afraid of you!"

"Boss! I'm not trying to extort you, nor do I want you to fear me. I just want to remind you that when you set up your stall, you need to pay attention to safety. You cannot occupy the middle of the road like this. Bringing this to your attention now is simply to have you correct it..." Tan Ping continued to explain patiently.

"Of course, I'm not saying I want to confiscate your stall; I'm merely advising and guiding you..."

"Officer Tan still has incredible patience!"

Netizens in the livestream room all expressed admiration for Tan Ping's law enforcement approach.

"Law enforcement personnel should be just like this! There needs to be warmth!"

"I used to constantly scroll past those conflicts between urban management officers and small vendors that ultimately brewed into tragedies!"

Just as Tan Ping was patiently persuading him, the boss directly waved his hand to chase him away: "Go on! Scram! Don't hang around in front of me, you're delaying my business!"

"..." Tan Ping was speechless.

Inside the livestream room, the netizens were utterly dumbfounded:

"666! Is this street vendor really this bold?"

"Officer Tan kindly reasoned with him, and not only does he refuse to listen, but he starts chasing people away?"

"First time seeing such an arrogant street vendor!"

Tan Ping opened his mouth, wanting to continue his persuasion.

However, at this moment, the tofu stall owner was no longer pleased.

He fished his phone out from inside his clothes and said, "If you don't leave right now, I'm calling the police!"

"What did you say? I *am* the police!" Tan Ping pointed at the uniform on his body.

The fans were also shocked by the tofu vendor's baffling move: "This boss is amazing! He's actually going to call the police to arrest Officer Tan!"

"He's the one illegally occupying the street, and when Officer Tan steps forward to advise him, not only does he refuse to listen, but he actually wants to call the police!"

"Utterly turning the world upside down!"

By this time, the vendor had already pulled a card out of his pocket and started dialing the number on it.

Curiously, Tan Ping asked, "Boss, what kind of number are you dialing?"

"The police emergency number!" the tofu vendor said.

Tan Ping kindly reminded him, "Shouldn't you dial 110 to call the police? That number you have is such a long string of digits!"

"This is for on-demand house-call police, you don't even know this?" The tofu vendor glanced at Tan Ping, mocking him.

"Wh—what? On-demand police?" Hearing this, Tan Ping was completely bewildered.

The netizens in the livestream room frantically sent bullet comments:

"First time hearing there's such a thing as on-demand police!"

"I've only ever ordered on-demand massages!"

"Could there really be police like this?"

At this point, the call placed by the tofu vendor had gone through. He said into the phone, "Hurry up and come over! There's a fake policeman here trying to extort me!"

With that, he hung up the phone.

Not only that, but the boss also sneered as he looked at Tan Ping: "The police will be here in a moment! You won't be able to run even if you want to later!"

Sure enough, no sooner had his voice fallen than the sound of a police siren wailed, and shortly after, a patrol car drove right over.

"Damn! The response time is this fast?"

Seeing this scene, the netizens in the livestream room were stunned.

"From the tofu vendor making the call to the police arriving, that's less than five minutes, right?"

"This is the first time I've ever seen police with such a rapid response speed!"

After the police car stopped, a police officer wearing a uniform quickly stepped out.

This officer looked extremely young, seemingly only in his early twenties.

However, when the netizens caught sight of the police emblem on his shoulders, every single one of them was startled.

Because it was two bars and three stars—a Senior Inspector of Police!

"What kind of promotion speed is this? So young, and already a Senior Inspector?"

Some netizens expressed skepticism.

"That's completely absurd!"

"If this police emblem is real, I'll eat my hat!"

"If it's real, unless he stole his dad's police uniform!"

"This is a bureau-level rank! In a police station, that's the rank of a deputy bureau chief!"

"If it's real, this cop definitely has a limitless future!"

As soon as the young officer stepped out of the car, he strode directly up to the stall and looked at Tan Ping: "You're the one impersonating a police officer to extort the citizens?"

Hearing this, Tan Ping couldn't help laughing, pointing at the clothes on his body as he asked, "Look at the clothes I'm wearing. Do they look fake to you?"

The young police officer took a glance, and his brow instantly furrowed: "If you're going to buy a police uniform, at least buy one that looks somewhat authentic! Look at you, what does this outfit look like? Fake! Way too fake! Did you buy this at a toy store? Now take a look at the one I'm wearing!"

"You're saying my police uniform is fake?"

Hearing this, Tan Ping's jaw dropped.

He had been livestreaming legal popularization for so long, and this was the very first time he had ever encountered someone claiming he was a fake cop.

And to top it off, this vendor had actually called over someone who looked even more like a fake cop than he did!